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Harper is in a very white place with a bright blue sky. Snow is delicately falling, and she's dressed in a great-looking snowsuit.
Mr. Lies appears and tells her she's in Antarctica.
Harper is super excited to be here.
She notes that she really must've gone crazy this time.
Yep, looks that way, says Mr. Lies.
Harper talks about how she's going to build a fort and live it up in Antarctica.
She talks about how she can have anything she wants here, maybe even a companion who wants her.
She asks Mr. Lies if he's interested.
He's says that such things are against the rules of "the International Order of Travel Agents" (3.3.15).
Harper thinks that an Eskimo might make a good companion. He could even catch some fish for her and help out when the baby comes.
Mr. Lies points out that there aren't any Eskimos in Antarctica, and that Harper isn't actually pregnant.
Harper says that this is all imaginary anyway, so why does it matter.
Then an Eskimo appears.
Sweet, says Harper, this place is going to be great. She talks about how she's going to have a baby all "covered with thick white fur" and a "pouch that [Harper] can crawl into. Like a marsupial" (3.3.26).
Harper wistfully hopes that she and her baby will "mend" together (3.3.26).