Hey, best daughter ever! We going for a walk today?
Of course, Daddy.
How come I'm never invited?
I didn't see you helping to guide me around the wilderness after I was exiled.
Well, you didn't see anything, did you, Dad? Since for some stupid reason you thought it was a good idea to gouge your eyes out before we left.
Okay, maybe I should have thought that one through a little more.
Don't give me lip, girl. You're just trying to deflect the conversation from the fact that Ismene is a lousy daughter.
You know, in some versions of the myth, I am with you guys.
Yeah, well I didn't read those.
Maybe if you'd kept your eyes...
Just stop it.
Antigone! Are you coming over tonight? Eteocles and I are going to kick it all night.
What are y'all doing?
Crushing cans against our foreheads. It's going to be awesome.
Wow, so glad I died to make sure you were buried properly and could enter the Underworld. Seems like you're using your afterlife really wisely.
Hey, don't hate on the P-Dog.
Since when are y'all friends again, anyway?
Hey, we killed each other. Seems pretty even now, right?
You know, it would've been nice if you guys could've found a way to be friends back when we were all still alive.
Yeah, yeah... so are you down with crushing cans against your head or not?
Fine. What else would I be doing?
Did everybody see Persephone's expose on YouTube?! She's totally right. Forcing ghosts to pay a gold coin to cross into the Underworld is total extortion. Charon is an old money-grubbing ferryman and must be stopped! Who's with me?!
Right on, Antigone!
I'm with you.
I think you should reconsider.
You just ought to think about it a little more, right? I mean, just think about what Lord Hades will do.
I will throw all of you into Tartarus, except for Persephone who I will lock in her room.
Tartarus, here I come.