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Aphrodite (Venus)'s Wall


is hot for you, and you know who you are. <3


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Hi, Hephaestus.

is having a no good, very bad day! I CAN'T FIND MY CESTUS!!!! :-(

I might be able to help you with that. ;)

That's OK, baby, I'll make you a new one.

Ares, do you have my cestus?



Hey, gorgeous

Zeus! You are bullying my Trojans! :-(

Hey, I'm not the one who started a war.

LOL. Oh, Zeussie. When are we partying again? I'm DYING to party.

Dionysus is having a monster-themed costume party at his place on Saturday.

Let's CRASH IT!  You be Kanye, and I'll be Nicki Minaj.


I adore you, Goddess Aphrodite. You have more beauty in your pinky toenail than any other god or goddess.

Awwwww. That's so sweet, Hebee Jebee. I'm sending you some new beauty products and some togas I've outgrown.


Thank you, thank you, thank you. I will decorate your temple and fill it with the most intoxicating smells!

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I worship you.

No, I worship you.


I want to write a million poems about your ears.

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I really don't see what all the fuss is about.

Oh really, Pasiphae? Good to know. I hope you like bulls.

OMG I luuvvv Beyoncé's new documentary!!!


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