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Ares

Me and Aphrodite kickin' it all night tonight.

Hephaestus

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Aphrodite

You don't own me!

Ares

I'll kill you Hepher.

Hephaestus

Bite me.

Hippolyta

Hey Dad, thanks for the new spears. They're totally lethal.

Ares

You're welcome, my Amazon.

Athena

Why do you insist on starting pointless wars?

Ares

RAAAAAAAAAAAAA! We all know who the real god of war is.

Athena

Yes, we do.

Mortal

Dear Lord Ares, I want to start a food fight in my school cafeteria. Can you help?

Ares

I hate mortals. Lucky for you, I love food fights. Make sure you get lots of honey, and maybe I'll help.

Mortal

Anything you say, Lord Ares!

Aphrodite

Hi pooh bear <3 <3 <3

Ares

Hi bunny. Have you listened to my mix tape yet?

Aphrodite

Yes, it's AMAZING. I blasted it in my chariot today. Did you listen to mine?

Ares

Of course.

Aphrodite

Don't you just loooove Justin Timberlake?

Ares

Yeah…

Eris

Hey man, are we joy-riding tonight? I got firecrackers.

Ares

I'm going home tonight.

Eris

Are you serious?

Ares

Yeah. Want to come with?

Eris

And get ignored by your family? No thanks.

Hera

We are expecting you for family dinner tonight. Your father wants to speak with you.

Ares

No, he doesn't. He hates me. Besides, I've got a war to start.

Hera

Ares, don't make your father angrier. Come home. We'll feed you, and you can do your laundry.

Ares

I do need to do some laundry.

Hera

Wonderful! See you at 6.

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