Artemis, Apollo's twin sister, is the goddess of the hunt, the wilderness, wild animals, female fertility, and the moon. She's also a sworn virgin and a fierce protector of young girls. Though Artemis can be kind to us mortals, she does have a temper. Peeping Toms and Romeos beware: this goddess carries a hunting bow and she knows how to use it.
|Nickname||Diana, the Huntress, Arty|
|Current city||Mount Olympus|
Work & Education
|Occupation||Goddess of the Hunt, the Wilderness, Wild Animals, Female Fertility, and the Moon|
|Education||Educated by the Wild|
|Political views||Feminists for Zeus|
Family & Friends (& Enemies)
|Parents||Zeus (dad) and Leto (mom)|
|Siblings||On mom's side: My twin brother Apollo|
On dad's side: Too many to keep track of. Check out dad's profile.
|Relationship status||Permanently single|
|Interested in||Currently recruiting virgin female followers|
|Quotations|| "Before beginning a hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it."|
– Winnie the Pooh
"The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog."
– Carrie Underwood
"The clearest way to the Universe is through a forest wilderness."
– John Muir
"The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity."
– Ambrose Bierce
"The perils of duck hunting are great – especially for the duck."
– Walter Cronkite
"In wilderness is the preservation of the world."
– Henry David Thoreau
"My heart is a lonely hunter that hunts on a lonely hill."
– William Sharp
"I am not a pretty girl, that is not what I do.
I ain't no damsel in distress and I don't need to be rescued."
– Ani DiFranco
|Books||The Artemis Fowl series (he was named after me) by Eoin Colfer|
The Percy Jackson and the Olympians series by Rick Riordan (especially Thalia and the Hunters of Artemis)
Where the Red Fern Grows by Wilson Rawls
Julie of the Wolves by Jean Craighead George
Island of the Blue Dolphins by Scott O'Dell
Hatchet by Gary Paulsen (it would be better if Brian were a girl)
Turkey Hunting Tactics
Full Moon by Andrew Chaikin
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson
As You Like It by William Shakespeare
|Music||My Bow & Arrow by Ted Nugent|
The More Boys I Meet by Carrie Underwood
Single by Natasha Bedingfield
Dancin' in the Moonlight by King Harvest
Peter and the Wolf by Sergei Prokofiev
Hunter and Moon by Bjork
Woods by Bon Iver
Moon River the Audrey Hepburn version
Song About the Moon by Paul Simon
She Wolf by Shakira
|Movies||Brave (I already know I'm going to love it)|
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Into the Wild
Activities & Interests
|Likes||Hunting season |
Deer, guinea fowl, bears, boars
World Wildlife Fund
|Activities||Bow hunting |
Driving my deer-drawn chariot
Dancing in the woods with my nymph friends
Raining death down on those who offend me
Moon science and the Apollo missions
|Groups||The Huntresses |
Archers of Mount Olympus
Skinny Dippers of America