Boy, it sure sucks here in Hades.
You got what you deserved.
How does anyone deserve to be turned into a deer and ripped apart by his own dogs?
You are a disgusting peeping Tom, and I have no pity for you.
I didn't know that you and your little nymphs would be bathing in that pool. It was an accident that I saw you. Naked.
So you say.
You are completely psychotic. Do you know that?
Keep it up... How would you like to be chased by hellhounds for all eternity?
Whatever, anything to liven up this boring place.
Hellhounds it is.
Wondering why Apollo hasn't come to hang out lately.
Sorry, sis. Ever since I took over driving the sun across the sky, I've been mad busy.
Why don't you give me my job back then?!!!
Hey, I don't make these decisions.
I will destroy you.
Bring it on!
Ugh... boys. Never mind, bro.
A lovely night for a moonlit swim.
Totally. Maybe me and my satyr pals can join?
Pan, I love you, but don't test me.
You know what.
Hey, Arty, Eros and I have got the perfect guy for you. How about a blind date? He is a Cyclops, but if you can look past the whole one eye thing...
What part of "eternal virgin" do you not understand?
LOL. Oh, you're totes serious about that?
We thought that was just an excuse, because you couldn't get a date.
Have I ever mentioned how disgusted I am by you and everything you stand for?
Fine, see if I try and help you out again.
Don't worry, Mom. A little arrow in the right place can change anybody's mind.
Watch it you little gnat. I have arrows of my own.