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Artemis (Diana)

Artemis (Diana)

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Artemis (Diana)'s Wall

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Actaeon

Boy, it sure sucks here in Hades.

You got what you deserved.

Actaeon

How does anyone deserve to be turned into a deer and ripped apart by his own dogs?

You are a disgusting peeping Tom, and I have no pity for you.

Actaeon

I didn't know that you and your little nymphs would be bathing in that pool. It was an accident that I saw you. Naked.

So you say.

Actaeon

You are completely psychotic. Do you know that?

Keep it up... How would you like to be chased by hellhounds for all eternity?

Actaeon

Whatever, anything to liven up this boring place.

Hellhounds it is.

Actaeon

Crap.

Wondering why Apollo hasn't come to hang out lately.

Sorry, sis. Ever since I took over driving the sun across the sky, I've been mad busy.

Helios

Why don't you give me my job back then?!!!

Hey, I don't make these decisions.

Helios

I will destroy you.

Bring it on!

Helios

Punk.

Loser!

Helios

Poophead.

Super poophead!

Ugh... boys. Never mind, bro.

A lovely night for a moonlit swim.

Nymph 457

Hurrah!

Pan

Totally. Maybe me and my satyr pals can join?

Pan, I love you, but don't test me.

Pan

What?

You know what.

Pan

;)

Hey, Arty, Eros and I have got the perfect guy for you. How about a blind date? He is a Cyclops, but if you can look past the whole one eye thing...

What part of "eternal virgin" do you not understand?

LOL. Oh, you're totes serious about that?

Dead serious.

We thought that was just an excuse, because you couldn't get a date.

Have I ever mentioned how disgusted I am by you and everything you stand for?

Fine, see if I try and help you out again.

Don't worry, Mom. A little arrow in the right place can change anybody's mind.

Watch it you little gnat. I have arrows of my own.

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