The Bald Soprano
Mrs. Smith: "we live in the suburbs of London and […] our name is Smith."
Stage Direction: Mr. Smith [continues to read, clicks his tongue] (2-3)
Mr. Martin: "How bizarre, curious, strange! Then, madam, we live in the same room and we sleep in the same bed, dear lady. It is perhaps there that we have met!" (131)
Mr. Martin: "Elizabeth, I have found you again!"
Mrs. Martin: "Donald, it's you darling!" (137-138)