The Bald Soprano
Fire Chief: "Once upon a time another cow asked another dog: 'Why have you not swallowed your trunk?'" (251)
Fire Chief: "A young calf had eaten too much ground glass. As a result, it was obliged to give birth. It brought forth a cow into the world. However the calf was male, the cow could not call him Mamma. […] You've heard that one?"
Mrs. Smith; "It was in all the papers." (356-359)
Mr. Martin: "The ceiling is above, the floor is below." (483)