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The Bald Soprano
by Eugene Ionesco
Mr. Smith Timeline and Summary
Clicks his tongue and reads the paper while his wife babbles about a lot of randomness. Discusses with his wife the bizarre medical practices of Dr. Mackenzie. Comments that Bobby Watson has died. Gets in a confusing conversation with his wife about the Watson family; it's mostly confusing because everyone in the family is named Bobby Watson. Insults his wife, saying she asks lot of stupid questions. Bickers with his wife. Tries to make up with his wife by making a pass at her. Greets Mary, the maid, as she enters. Tells Mary to let in the Martins. Goes upstairs to change. Reenters, apparently having forgotten to change. Makes awkward conversation with the Martins. Engages with his wife in the great doorbell debate. Eventually, answers the door, letting in the Fire Chief. Discusses the poor state of the fire business with the Chief. Listens to the Fire Chief's crazy fables. Is terribly offended when Mary wants to tell stories of her own. Helps to shove Mary offstage, separating her from her long lost love, the Fire Chief. Starts spouting lots of nonsense like everybody else. Is replaced by Mr. Martin.