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The Bald Soprano

The Bald Soprano

by Eugene Ionesco

The Bald Soprano: Quotes (What was Said) Quiz

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Bald Soprano? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Who said, "And I was saying that each time the doorbell rings there is never anyone there. […] it has been proved, not by theoretical demonstrations, but by facts"?


Mr. Smith
Mrs. Smith
Mr. Martin
Mrs. Martin
Mary
Q. Who said, "Once upon a time another cow asked another dog: 'Why have you not swallowed your trunk?'"?


Mr. Smith
Mrs. Smith
Mr. Martin
Mrs. Martin
Fire Chief
Q. Who said, "Benjamin Franklin was right; you are more nervous than he."?


Mr. Smith
Mrs. Smith
Mr. Martin
Mrs. Martin
Fire Chief
Q. Who said, "Elizabeth is not Elizabeth, Donald is not Donald."?


Mr. Smith
Mrs. Smith
Mr. Martin
Mrs. Martin
Mary
Q. Who said, "Darling, let's forget all that has not passed between us, and, now that we have found each other again, let's try not to lose each other any more, and live as before."?


Mr. Smith
Mrs. Smith
Mr. Martin
Mrs. Martin
Mary
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