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The Bald Soprano

The Bald Soprano


by Eugene Ionesco

The Bald Soprano: Quotes (What was Said) True or False

1. Who said, "And I was saying that each time the doorbell rings there is never anyone there. […] it has been proved, not by theoretical demonstrations, but by facts"? -> Mr. Smith
2. Who said, "Once upon a time another cow asked another dog: 'Why have you not swallowed your trunk?'"? -> Mrs. Smith
3. Who said, "Benjamin Franklin was right; you are more nervous than he."? -> Mrs. Martin
4. Who said, "Elizabeth is not Elizabeth, Donald is not Donald."? -> Mary
5. Who said, "Darling, let's forget all that has not passed between us, and, now that we have found each other again, let's try not to lose each other any more, and live as before."? -> Mr. Martin