The Bald Soprano
Mrs. Smith: "We've eaten well this evening. That's because we live in the suburbs of London and because our name is Smith." (2)
Mrs. Smith: "I did not bring the bottle to the table because I did not wish to set the children a bad example. […] They must learn to be sober and temperate." (14)
Mrs. Smith: "You should not have gone out!"
Mary: "But it was you who gave me permission."
Mr. Smith: "We didn't do it on purpose." (81-83)