The Bald Soprano
by Eugene Ionesco
The Bald Soprano: That Would Be Tony, If I Recall Correctly Quiz
Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Bald Soprano? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Where does this play take place?
In the Smiths’ bedroom
In the Smiths’ dining room
In the Smiths’ sixteen-square-foot crawlspace
In the Smiths’ living room
Q. Why is it strange that Mrs. Smith tells her husband everything that happened that evening?
Because he was there
Because he has headphones over his ears
Because the evening’s events included her sleeping with the entire defensive line of the St. Louis Rams
Because he is dead
Q. What does Mary, the Smiths’ maid, announce?
That she is quitting
That their guests have arrived
That she received a call from the police
That she will no longer tolerate being called Fifi
Q. Why does Mary yell at the Martins?
Because if they hadn’t disowned her, she’d probably be playing Peter Pan on Broadway by now
Because they did not call ahead
Because they are late
Because she has Voice Immodulation Syndrome
Because they tried to rob the Smiths
Q. Whom does Mr. Martin not recognize?
Himself in the mirror. He knew growing that soul patch was a bad idea.