The Fire Chief Timeline and Summary
- Helps solve the great doorbell debate.
- Is disappointed to learn that there's not a fire at the Smiths'.
- Tells several weird stories.
- Is pleased to be reunited with his first love, Mary.
- Does nothing to stop the Smiths from pushing Mary offstage.
- Says he has to go put out a fire.
- Makes a random comment about a bald soprano and exits.