Off looking for mice.
Hungry, are we?
No. One of the temple kittens stole my trackball.
Daughter, have you seen my Eye? I think I'm getting a headache without it, and I don't know where it got off to this time.
What do you mean, which one? My Eye.
Which one? There's me, Ma'at, Sekhmet, Wadjet, Isis, Nephthys, Mut, Pakhet, Tefnut, Hathor….you have a lot of Eyes.
I think I know why I have a headache.
Hey, Hathor! Happy birthday! I had my priests pay some masons to carve you a pillar in my temple. Do you like it?
OOOooooooooooo! It's pink! <3 < 3 <3 Thank you so much!
Looking fine, lady mine.
:D <3 <3 <3
I love your hair! Look at how well they carved your wig!
You should send those masons to Memphis. They do good work. I might have some projects for them.
Sure thing, sir! Just as soon as they finish carving the rest of my temple.
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THAT POOR KITTEN?!
Nothing. I thought it was silly.
It's annoying is what it is.
It's fascinating. Does it do anything else besides loop over and over?
THEY TURNED A KITTEN INTO A POP TART! DOES NO ONE CARE?!
It's not real. Chill out.
It happens. I understand.
The next person who posts something about cheeseburgers or spells words in a stupid way with cat pictures is going to get their face ripped off. I mean, really. We know how to spell, and we're not stupid.
Can haz grammar, huh?
Shut up, Fido.
Is Ceiling Cat watching me? Or are you Basement Cat now?
I'm warning you. I have claws.