Party Saturday night at my place in Thebes! You bring the drums.
I've already got them in my chariot. Can't wait.
Bes, the Pharaoh's wife is about to give birth to her baby! We've gotta go.
I'm watching TV! Can't it wait?
What have I told you about babies? They don't like waiting for grownups.
Fine. But don't expect me to keep my tongue out for that long to ward off evil spirits. My mouth falls asleep after a while.
is filming the next "Gangnam Style" parody: "Nile Style." YouTube's gonna love this.
Piggyback ride time!
Not again. My shoulders are killing me. You've gained weight.
You carried the weight of the world on your shoulders for a bit. Literally. Am I that fat?
No. I'm just getting a bit old.
All right. Piggybacks around the Nile bank tomorrow at 8:00AM. Be there or be square.
Are we on for dinner tonight?
Fine. I'll cook, but it's going to be goat again. I still have some leftovers in the fridge.
is going home to Ethiopia. Or is it Nubia? Where am I from again?
I don't know, dude. Sorry. You kinda just showed up on the gods' divine doorstep one morning, a little ray of sunshine.
Maybe I'll just go on a Mediterranean cruise instead of trying to go home.
If you go, you're taking me with you. We've both been working so hard lately that we need some R&R.
You can't scare me, Hecate! Just because you're the Greek goddess of magic and the witch supreme, doesn't mean you can catch me unawares.
And here I came all the way to Egypt and put on my scariest costumes for nothing.
Na na na na na! I'm going to do a victory dance.
Fine. I'm going to chill with Jason and Medea.
Hey, Bes. Would you mind helping me get pregnant again? I could use some fertility help making an heir for the throne.
But I thought your husband—or is it your brother, or both?—who is the Pharaoh, died… did you get remarried?
Uhh….not that I know of. But there's a new man in my life.
is grooving to LMFAO in the streets of Memphis.
Hey, Bes. Let's get together. I might be moving to Egypt for a bit.
Not likely. I scare off evil spirits for a living.
You've never dealt with a dude like me.