The Butter Battle Book Summary
How It All Goes Down
The Yooks and the Zooks are divided. Over what, you ask? Which side of the bread gets buttered. We know, we know. But just go with it. After all, the buttering schism leads to an arms race for increasingly sophisticated and powerful weaponry until at last the Yooks and Zooks find themselves in a stalemate of potential mutual annihilation. Gadzooks.