With authority comes responsibility. You may not be the one at bat or on the mound, but you will be the first one to get the boot if the team starts to stink. Job security might make your hair fall out (if you have any left). You also have to deal with late nights, early mornings, long road trips, and constant decisions. That's why you should definitely start doing yoga.
In the end, though, it's baseball, not foreign policy.