"Is anyone here a marine biologist?" You are. Go get 'em, fish lover.
You are a microbiologist working on a federally funded grant. Your efforts to locate the "ugly gene" have been fruitless thus far.
You are a biochemist employed by a large university. You train students and help them perform relevant research. And some irrelevant research, when there's time.
You found the cure for cancer. Imagine—something as simple as combining milk and ketchup. It's disgusting, but it gets the job done.