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Brain Surgeon

Bell Curve

1
5%

You have somehow carved your patient's brain like it was a jack-o-lantern. You've gotta stop mentally reviewing your vacation slides during surgery. Something tells us you won't have the chance to repeat your mistake.

2
25%

You have just gotten out of your eight-year residency program and are working the nightshift. Like…every nightshift. What was it like having a social life? Didn't you used to have a few of those…"friend" things?

3
50%

You are now head of the Department of Neurological Surgery. You are getting your academic papers published and life is good. So is the new sports car.

4
75%

You have touched hundreds of famous brains. They name a new institute after you that comes with a parking spot in front.

5
95%

You have discovered the cure for a terrible neurological disease that caused the patient's brain to expand until hitting the skull. Millions of people are now healthy and no longer at risk. It's given you a big head, which has a certain irony.

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