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Chemist

Bell Curve

1
5%

You created the cure for cancer! Unfortunately, six months after taking the miracle drug, everyone who tried it grows a second head. We're afraid you're in a bit of trouble.

2
25%

You teach high school chemistry. Sandra in the second row is wondering if she might have any with you. Better steer clear of that one.

3
50%

You work for a small manufacturing company, testing various materials and making recommendations for improvement. They wanted to make a better car tire; instead they made flubber. It's ai-ight.

4
75%

You work for a major pharmaceutical company, and are assigned to a team attempting to design a completely effective baldness reversal drug. While it will be great if you're successful, hair will still not cancel out some people's ugly.

5
95%

Working independently with financial backing, you personally found a cure for Alzheimer's. No one will ever forget what you have done, not even old people.

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