Bell Curve

Bell Curve

1
5%

You design an extremely illegal piece of software that makes you a BitCoin billionaire. Your software is so "successful" that the FBI tracks you down and throws your butt in prison. Goodbye, coding; hello, teaching your fellow inmates how to do the Downward Dog.

2
25%

You hate your job as a coder so much that you become a system administrator instead. You take joy in watching your former colleagues freak out every time the company servers crash.

3
50%

You started work as a junior coder at a startup last month. This is your first official coding job…and, even though you have a degree in computer science, you really have no idea what you're doing.

4
75%

You're a lead developer at a Bay Area startup. You love your job and make pretty good money, but you can still barely afford the rent on your San Francisco apartment.

5
95%

Your startup's initial public offering (IPO) brings $20 billion in fresh capital into your company. Congratulations, you out-IPO'd Facebook. You're the next Mark Zuckerberg.