Your idea of a java script is a screenplay about espresso. You realize you're not really cut out for this and jump ship.

You're a programmer at a university. You make as much as some of the teachers. That's not really a selling point.

You work for a real estate company writing code for their website. If people are ever able to start buying homes through Paypal, your job may be in jeopardy.

You're a programmer for a computer gaming company, writing code for their family of games. We've come a long way from this.

You wrote the script for the most commonly-used program in the country. And you didn't even know that many people were interested in cake decorating.