Your idea of a java script is a screenplay about espresso. You realize you're not really cut out for this and you jump ship.
You're a programmer at a university. You make as much as some of the teachers. That's not really a selling point.
You work for a real estate company writing code for their website. If people are ever able to start buying homes through Paypal, your job may be in jeopardy.
You wrote the script for the most commonly-used program in the country. And you didn't even know that many people were interested in cake decorating.