Bell Curve

Bell Curve

1
5%

You're editing a children's book that your brother wrote and hoping that it will be your launch pad to success. The book is called It's Not About You, Kid—Get Real.

2
25%

You're an assistant editor for a small, independent publisher. You spend most of your day sloshing through the slush pile.

3
50%

You're an editor at a large newspaper, but you're still moving up through the ranks. You have yet to handle feature articles; they're mainly putting you on things like the crossword puzzle and word jumble. But it's a start.

4
75%

You're the editor-in-chief at a major book publisher. Really, your only disappointment is that you don't get to wear a "chief hat."

5
95%

You're the top editor at the world's most widely-read fashion magazine. You were always too fat to be an actual model, but this is almost as good.