Bell Curve

Bell Curve

1
5%

An exec you recommended turned out to have three felonies and a history of being unstable. He walked into the office one day with an uzi. Guess you didn't do your homework.

2
25%

You just got fired from MegaGlop after a few years and now sell real estate. Hopefully you'll have better luck shuffling houses than people.

3
50%

You're putting together a long career at MegaGlop. You've gotten four promotions and run the drug detailer practice. It's low glamour, but it's a nice, steady biz and you didn't have to sell your soul to the Man to make a million bucks by the time you retire.

4
75%

You won the Facebook biz and are now a rock star in a big firm. In fact, you're running it. "Like."

5
95%

You started your own firm—Internet-based Body Marketing (IBM)—you became the founder of the next MegaGlop. Gloptastic.