Physical Danger

Physical Danger

The only physical danger you're likely to encounter is that one lunatic parent. You know the one we're talking about. The one who:

  • Is desperate for Junior to go to Yale
  • Wigs out when Junior doesn't make the cut
  • Chases you through the grocery store parking lot with his SUV because it's all your fault that his kid now has to attend Cornell, of all misbegotten places