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Massage Therapist

Odds of Hanging On

The good news for you is that this world is getting more and more stressed out every day. And the Internet and its keyboards aren't going away. People stress at their jobs, countries are at war, we are destroying the environment, and venereal and biological diseases are running rampant. Hallelujah! It may be tough for you to continue raking in enough greenbacks to pay 100% of the rent, but unless mankind gets its act together (don't worry—it won't), there will always be individuals looking to get their back fat kneaded.