You live in Hawaii and your main legit business is orchid exports. You put a hit on anyone who uses the nickname "Don Ho" to your face.
You head up a small but busy family in Cleveland. Unfortunately, your best days—when the Cuyahoga River caught fire, thereby destroying any rising evidence—are behind you.
Your "take" in all of the tri-state areas' tree services and generator manufacturers turns out to be a windfall for you—both literally and figuratively—as Super Storm Sandy breezes into town.
Your consigliore, along with your capos and soldiers nominate you for the worldwide "Boss of the Year" award. You win the award and its coveted prize: your own movie theater playing The Godfather (Parts I, II, and III) in perpetuity until you die.
You've been asked to Rome by the biggest capo di tutti capi, or Godfather, of them all. You get your own Italian city.