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Mob Boss

Bell Curve

1
5%

You live in Hawaii and your main legit business is orchid exports. You put a hit on anyone who uses the nickname "Don Ho" to your face.

2
25%

You head up a small but busy family in Cleveland. Unfortunately, your best days—when the Cuyahoga River caught fire, thereby destroying any rising evidence—are behind you.

3
50%

Your "take" in all of the tri-state areas' tree services and generator manufacturers turns out to be a windfall for you—both literally and figuratively—as Super Storm Sandy breezes into town.

4
75%

Your consigliore, along with your capos and soldiers nominate you for the worldwide "Boss of the Year" award. You win the award and its coveted prize: your own movie theater playing The Godfather (Parts I, II, and III) in perpetuity until you die.

5
95%

You've been asked to Rome by the biggest capo di tutti capi, or Godfather, of them all. You get your own Italian city.

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