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Mutual Fund Manager

Physical Danger

On the first of each month, one mutual fund manager is chosen at random and fed to the ravenous Forex—a bloodthirsty beast that suffocates its victims before draining their bodies of all liquidity. (In case you weren't able to read through our sarcasm, you shouldn't need to wear a helmet or safety goggles for this one. It's pretty safe.)