Glory

You can experience glory as a news reporter...if you can get a job in the field, that is. You can:

  • Show your dates the scrapbook containing articles you've written.
  • Watch re-runs of yourself hosting the local news.
  • Meet and interview questionably famous people, like Rob Ford.
  • Meet and interview justifiably famous people, like Scarlett Johansson.
  • Garner instant respect by whipping out your press card.
  • Win a Pulitzer Prize in one of thirty categories (you only get an Emmy if you're on TV).