Bell Curve

Bell Curve

1
5%

You're poor, even by musician standards. Now that's saying a lot. It might be time to start temping.

2
25%

You're a cabaret singer who books three or four gigs a month. It's nice that you get to do what you love, but it sure would be nice if you could do it more often.

3
50%

You play at the piano bar for Royal Caribbean cruise lines. The work is steady and the pay decent, but the seasickness is a bear. You have trouble getting through "My Heart Will Go On" without puking up your guts. (Unrelated to the seasickness.)

4
75%

You're a popular regional jazz musician in New Orleans. You work constantly and make a good living. You may play free jazz, but that doesn't mean it's free.

5
95%

You're Jay-Z. You are the 1%.