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Bell Curve

1
5%

You have done such a horrible job that sororities everywhere are revolting. The President of the United States has issued a cease and desist on Greek life, and you are huddled in a corner, muttering incoherently, and waiting for the angry mob to find you.

2
25%

You have spent years in alumni groups and going to countless sorority conventions only to win the position and then lose it to a horrible donkey scandal from the sorority you spent half your life mentoring.

3
50%

You have successfully traversed the perilous journey of becoming the ultimate sorority girl without any major issues. Some emotional bruises and scratches, but nobody burned down their Universities.

4
75%

You have implemented a revolutionary image restyling program where your sorority girls are now not only considered beautiful, but are revered as intelligent, and without reproach.

5
95%

You have completely rocked the Greek system, and no one can touch you. Every one of every race and every gender wants to be in a sorority, and they are constructing a 15-foot golden statue of you on the moon.