SportscasterFame

You’re on television. Hello!

Keep in mind, however, that ratings and viewership differ drastically from Sportscenter to your local news. Lots of people are on TV. Even that weirdo from your chem class has his own public access program, and that goober with the discount mattresses has his own commercial.

But is that really the kind of fame you want? And are you willing to wear a pink bunny suit just to taste it?