SportscasterGlory

You’re just reporting the news - you’re not making it, unfortunately. Yours is a voyeuristic sort of happiness that comes from living through the glory of others. However, we suppose there’s a certain amount of glory that can be achieved by finishing the football season after having predicted a larger percentage of winners than your network’s other sportscasters. You might even win a trophy, probably called a “Globey” or something like that.