You can't tell the Systems Panel from the cappuccino maker: Instead of a latte, you blew up the base. Enjoy your ten- to fifteen-year holiday at Guantanamo.

The crew hates your guts and isn't motivated to do anything more than take a Sunday drive through the desert—without you. Better work on your leadership skills.

You've managed to position your tank in the front line of a major battle. Unfortunately, you've been implicated a friendly fire incident. You will not be receiving Employee of the Month.

The Bradley Assault Vehicle that you and your team command has racked up an impressive number of kills. You may be up for a promotion.

Those medals on your chest are pretty heavy these days. Hopefully it won't cause a lens flare when they take the photo of you for Tank Battles Monthly.