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Carl Jung’s Social Media

Shmoop eavesdrops on your favorite critic’s online convos.
Jung

Standing in the dairy section staring. Plain or blueberry kefir?

Freud

What did you eat as a child?

Jung

Plain.

Freud

How was your mother dressed as she fed you the plain kefir? Were her breasts exposed?

Jung

Sigh.

Ferenczi

Take the blueberry, explore! I have a great story to share with you about my experience with blueberries.

Freud

TMI, Sandor. Carl is asking for help. Get serious. Treat him like any other patient.

Ferenczi

This client you mean? He's a friend and I like sharing.

Jung

I think I'll get both. My breakfast moods are unpredictable.

Freud

Cop out. You're avoiding the issue.

Jung

I think I may even mix them together.

Ferenczi

I have a story about mixing to share.

Freud

Sigh.

Freud

In the park, watching a woman smoke a cigar.

Freud

Anyone?

Jung

Politely decline.

Freud

Got some creativity to attend to Carl?

Alder

Ignore him. He's acting infantile.

Freud

Ignore the infantile Alfred, and it only gets stronger and stranger.

Alder

Feeling inferior today, Sigmund?

Jung

No, he's just excessively extroverted today.

Alder

Over-compensating.

Freud

Still in the park watching a woman smoke a cigar.

Jung

Fine.

Alder

Leave it, Carl.

Jung

She's merely expressing her animus, her inner male self.

Freud

Animus envy maybe. ☺

Jung

Stuck in bed with waking dreams that I can't sketch fast enough.

Freud

Doodles.

Jung

Exactly.

Freud

Any screaming babies?

Jung

None.

Freud

Sounds like you may be dead on the inside. No life. You're stuck with an Id that has cake but can't eat it.

Jung

No, something transformative is about to happen. I feel it.

Speilrein

Hi guys.

Jung

I told you Sig.

Speilrein

What's goin on fellas? I haven't spoken to you for while. Felt like checkin in.

Speilrein

Hello?

Jung

Sigmund is feeling dead inside. He can't talk.

Speilrein

I told you two. Sex and love for women equals death. What are you…

Jung

What am I wearing?

Speilrein

No! What are you drawing?

Jung

How did you know I was drawing?

Speilrein

Psychic.

Jung

It freaks me out when you do that.

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