Castor and Pollux (The Dioscuri)
Case File: Castor and Pollux vs. Lynceus and Idas
Case Description: Complainants (Castor and Pollux) accuse Defendants (Lynceus and Idas) of being super sneaky. The four cousins decided it would be a fun idea to go do some cattle rustling. After they stole the cattle, Idas suggested an eating contest in which whatever set of brothers could finish their dinner first would get to keep all the cattle. Little did Castor and Pollux know that the massive Idas was super good at eating contests...
Case Status: Case dismissed. Oh come on, C and P... you can't complain about someone swindling you out of cattle that you stole.