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Castor and Pollux (The Dioscuri)'s Wall

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Jason

Hope you guys are both coming to the Argonaut reunion party.

Castor

We're not sure if Zeus will let us both be in the Underworld at the same time.

Pollux

Yeah, usually one of us has to stay in Olympus, while the other's down under.

Jason

Oh, he'll make an exception.

No can do.

Castor

Ah, come on, Dad!

It's beyond my power.

Pollux

Majorly sucks!

That is the price of sharing immortality.

Castor

Thanatos, you are such a bummer.

Why is everybody so mean to me?

Clytemnestra

Castor! Don't think I didn't see you duck me on the street the morning.

Castor

Ooooooh, was that you? Sorry, sis.

Clytemnestra

I know you saw me.

Pollux

I'm sure it was an accident.

Clytemnestra

I know what I saw!

Maybe if you weren't a total psycho he wouldn't have avoided you.

Clytemnestra

I hate all of you. Sometimes I can't believe we all hatched from the same batch of eggs.

Leda

You all need to get along, because it breaks your mother's heart to see you fight.

Clytemnestra

Moooom, they pick on me!

Leda

They're all very sorry, AREN'T THEY?

Castor

Yes.

Pollux

Sure.

Yeah, okay.

Pollux

Sometimes I wonder why Dad chose to seduce Mom in the form of a swan.

I'm a creative guy.

Leda

Oh, you rogue. ;)

Tyndareus

Can we stop bringing this up in public? I mean, come on, she's my wife.

Leda

Oh, lighten up.

Tyndareus

What?!

Yeah, chill out buddy. Pollux and Helen were my kids. Castor and Clytemnestra were yours. Wasn't that nice of me? I shared.

Tyndareus

How can we ever know for sure? What if they're all your kids? They all hatched out of eggs, right?

Pollux

Oooh, he's got you on that one, Pops.

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