The chaplain arrives at the hospital to talk to every patient. He meets and likes (!) Yossarian and Dunbar.
Colonel Cathcart meets with the chaplain and asks him to start a prayer group before every mission in the hopes of getting himself into the newspapers. However, the chaplain's discussion with him convinces him that it's not a good idea. Rather a bad idea, in fact.
The chaplain brings up the subject of the number of rising missions, but Cathcart shuts him up quickly.
The chaplain leaves with a plum tomato, a gift from the Colonel.
When the chaplain gets home, Corporal Whitcomb gives him a hard time. He basically accuses the chaplain of forging a different name on the censored letters and reports him to a C.I.D. man.
During Snowden's funeral, the chaplain looks up and sees a naked man in a tree. It is a strange moment, and the chaplain considers it a vision.
The chaplain thinks he has met Yossarian somewhere before and told him he couldn't help him.
The chaplain was invited and then kicked out of the officers' club by Colonel Cathcart. Yossarian defends the chaplain in the officers' club.
The morning after his conversation with Cathcart, the chaplain decides firmly to see Major Major about the missions.
He misses him three times and then learns that Major Major told Yossarian there was nothing he could do about the missions. The chaplain is disappointed.
On his way home, the chaplain runs into a ragged Captain Flume, who prophesies that he will return when Chief White Halfoat dies of pneumonia.
When he gets home, Whitcomb has been promoted to Sergeant, and Cathcart berates the chaplain for thinking Whitcomb's ideas for form letters were bad.
The chaplain tries to talk to Doc Daneeka. This fails.
The chaplain tries to talk to Wintergreen. This also fails.
After Yossarian punches Nately in the nose, the chaplain lies for the first time. He tells the doctors Yossarian has a nonexistent disease.
Just as he is about to mourn Nately's death, the chaplain is spirited off for an interrogation by some unknown staff.
They take him to a dingy cellar and accuse him of forgery, not being Baptist, stealing a plum tomato from Cathcart, not believing in God, and disapproving of Whitcomb's letters.
They let the chaplain go as they decide his punishment.
The chaplain runs into Colonel Korn and tries to talk to him about the missions. When shut down, he asks permission to see General Dreedle. Korn agrees, but there is a catch. General Dreedle has been replaced by Peckem. The chaplain doesn't even know Peckem.
The chaplain comes bursting into a conversation with Yossarian and Danby and tells them that Orr has survived and apparently washed up on a beach in Sweden. He considers it a miracle.
It inspires him to stand up against his oppressors and even to threaten them with violence. Rah-rah.