The Crosbys check out, leaving John the only guest.
His room is pleasant enough, but it lacks coat hangers and toilet paper.
And let's be honest, no one wants to sleep in a room without coat hangers and toilet paper.
He heads into the hallway looking for someone to help and finds two people behind a door.
They are sitting on a shelf, shoes off, and touching the soles of their feet together.
They freak out and beg John not to tell anybody what he just saw. John's a little miffed, but when they mention they could get the hook, he promises not to tell.
Here's hoping they got a pinky-swear from him, too.
By the by, what John walked in on was called boko-maru. During this foot ceremony, Bokononists touch each other's feet sole-to-sole to mingle their souls together. Hey, whatever works for you, right?