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Centaurs

Centaurs

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Centaurs's Wall

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Nessus

Heracles sucks!

Pholus

For real!

Don't make me come down to the Underworld and kick some centaur tail.

Nessus

We're already dead, thanks to you. What're you going to do to us?

There's plenty of room left in Tartarus. How does that bottomless black pit sound? How would you like your soul to fall into eternal darkness forever?

Nessus

Chill out, man. You never could take a joke.

That's what I thought.

Silenus

Satyrs <3 centaurs.

Eurytion

Yeah, we think you guys are cool, too.

Silenus

Coming to the Bacchanal tonight?

Pholus

Yeah.

Silenus

Could you email me the directions?

Nessus

Don't do it, guys. Dionysus says Silenus is cut off for tonight.

Silenus

Ah, come on!

Nessus

Sorry, old man.

Pirithous

Hope Eurytion is lovin' it down in the Underworld where I sent him and his tribe.

Yeah!

Eurytion

Whatever, you're down here, too.

Pirithous

Yeah, but you've been here longer than me, so there.

Eurytion

At least my butt isn't glued to a rock for all eternity.

He's got you on that one, bro.

Pirithous

You aren't my friend anymore.

I expect a few more of you to show up to my class in the future.

Nessus

You're cool, Chiron, but it's not for us.

Eurytion

True that.

Pholus

Fo sho.

You all could benefit from a little education.

Nessus

Will it help us drink wine and chase women?

Well, no.

Eurytion

Not interested.

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