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The Colonel

The Colonel

by Carolyn Forché

The Colonel: The Vicious Warlord's Playbook Quiz

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Colonel? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. How does the colonel accessorize every outfit?


With combat boots
With a pistol at the ready on a pillow
With a Hitler moustache
With a necklace of human bone
Q. Which animal does the colonel keep as a pet?


A pitbull
An anaconda
A guinea pig
A parrot
Q. What does the colonel serve his guests?


Chateaubriand and Champagne
Cyanide-laced Kool-Aid
Rack of lamb and wine
Macaroni & cheese and milk
Q. What does the speaker do to upset the colonel?


Eats with her elbows on the table
Mentions his mole
Talks about human rights
Takes the last piece of mango
Q. The colonel is a collector of what?


Stamps
Coins
Beanie Babies
Human ears
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