Turning over tombs and tuaths for an Irish hero? Look no further than King Conchobar mac Nessa of Ulster (P.S. that's in northern Ireland). He's brainy, brawny, and has a pretty sweet family—and kingdom. Occasionally, he'll moon over his lost love, the beautiful Deirdre, but that doesn't stop him from checking out the newest ladies on the block.
|Name||Conchobar mac Nessa|
|Nickname||Con, Conchy, Conor, Conch Shell|
|Current city||Emain Macha|
|Occupation||King of Ulster|
|Education||I learned about ruling from my stepdad, Fergus|
|Political views||I'm pro-monarchy, since, you know, I'm the king of Ulster|
|Parents||Princess Nessa, daughter of King Eochaid of Ulster, is my mom; my dad is either the druid Cathbad or Fachtna Fathach, king of Ulster; my stepdad is Fergus mac Roich, king of Ulster|
|Siblings||I have two sisters, Deichtine (mother of Cúchulainn) and Finnchaem (mother of Conall Cearnach)|
|Children||Sons: Glaisne (by Mumain); Cormac (by Clothra); Furboide (by Eithne); Amalgad (by Queen Maeve); Cuscraid "the Dumb"; Folloman; Macha Daughter: Fedelm. (Yep, just the one.)|
|Friends||Fergus mac Roich, Cúchulainn|
|Enemies||Queen Maeve, Ailill, Deirdre, Naoise, Cet|
|Relationship status||Married to several different wives (see: moms of my kids), but Deirdre's the love of my life|
|Interested in||Ladies, heeey!|
|Quotations||"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."|
– Albert Einstein
"I wanted to be a cattle rancher when I was young, because it was what I knew and I loved it."
– Sandra Day O'Connor
"Kings are like stars—they rise and set, they have
The worship of the world, but no repose."
– Percy Shelley, Hellas
"What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart?"
– John Fitzgerald Kennedy
|Books||The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle |
Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson
Beloved by Toni Morrison
The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri
The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen
I don't think we have elephants in Ireland, but I'm totally into this book.
Life of Pi by Yann Martel
Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins
I'd totally marry Katniss.
An Enemy of the People by Henrik Ibsen
I made Deirdre and her bros-in-law enemies of Ulstermen when they ran away!
The Shining by Stephen King
|Music||Deirdre's Lament by Trio Nocturna |
She shouldn't have been that sad.
Billie Jean by Michael Jackson
I'd marry Billie Jean in a heartbeat. Just sayin'.
With or Without You by U2
This Land is Your Land by Woody Guthrie
9 to 5 by Dolly Parton
I love American country music.
How I Got Over by Mahalia Jackson
Kids by MGMT.
Yeah, I have a lot of these little ankle biters.
I Love Rock 'n' Roll by Joan Jett and the Blacheats
I really do.
|Movies||The Secret of Roan Inish |
I know that island!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Naoise kind of looked like a male Snow White.
She reminds me a bit of Maeve.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
|TV Shows||Girls |
I love the ladies.
The Graham Norton Show
Good Irish drama!
The Red Hand of Ulster
|Likes||Miss Ireland competitions|
James Bond movies
Celeb gossip websites
|Activities||Finding new ladies to flirt with|
Usurping the throne from my stepdad
Giving my mom back rubs
Practicing magic tricks
Mantology (studying divination)
|Groups||Older Men & Younger Women |
Northern Ireland Blue Cattle Club
Ulster Museum, Belfast Kings of Ulster