The Count of Monte Cristo: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold Quiz
Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Count of Monte Cristo? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Why are Danglars and Mondego jealous of Dantes?
Because of his corporate success and love life (avec Mercedes ooh la la)
Because of good looks
Because of his sword making skills
Because he can say the alphabet backwards faster than either of them
Q. What crime does Dantes get framed for?
SUI (Sailing Under the Influence)
Q. Who teaches Dantes while he's in prison?
His imaginary friends
The friendly animated seagull, Gaston
Jean-Luc, ahe guard who sympathizes with him
Abbe Faria, a fellow prisoner
Q. How does Edmond get out of Chateau D'If?
Takes the keys of a drunk, sleeping guard
Digs a tunnel behind a poster of a pin-up girl
Pretends to be the dead priest
Builds an Ironman suit
Q. Who does Edmond become after he escapes?
The Count of Monte Cristo
The Count (6 bats! 7 bats!)
Just pick the first one, it's the title of the book, I mean, come on.