This is how Raskolnikov will remember the scene at some point in the future:
Commotion is building outside the door.
Porfiry is puzzled and claims he gave orders that he shouldn't be disturbed.
He asks what the people at the door want. They say that Nikolay (the painter accused of murder) wants to see him.
Apparently Nikolay was supposed to come after Raskolnikov, but Nikolay bursts into the room and confesses to murdering the two women.
Porfiry doesn't buy it and questions him to be sure.
Porfiry momentarily forgot about Raskolnikov, and now tells Raskolnikov that they should catch up later.
Raskolnikov, sneering, reminds him about the big "surprise."
As usual, Porfiry doesn't answer the question, but makes witty remarks instead.
Porfiry says he'll see Raskolnikov later. Raskolnikov says Porfiry will not see him later.
They go on that way for a few minutes.
Then Raskolnikov apologizes to him for getting so worked up.
Porfiry reassures him that everything is OK and that he wants them to spend lots of time together. He asks if Raskolnikov is going to a "birthday party."
"A funeral," Raskolnikov tells him. Then he tells Porfiry that he thinks his department is like a bad comedy. (Translation: Porfiry is silly.)
Raskolnikov says that it's funny the way Porfiry harasses poor Nikolay until he prefers to confess than play the game.
Porfiry chuckles, and congratulates Raskolnikov on his cleverness (still trying to shoo him away), then says Raskolnikov reminds him of a character by Gogol (an excellent and tragically funny Russian writer. Click here for more.)
Finally, Raskolnikov actually leaves. He can't imagine what Nikolay's confession means. It's too complicated to think about. The meeting with Porfiry has freaked him out.
He wonders what's up with this weird business about a surprise? Is this all a joke, or is he a suspect?
Suddenly, Raskolnikov gets happy. He wants to get to the funeral, so that he can get to the dinner and see (insert sigh) Sonia.
Then he looks like he's in anguish, and says out loud, "To-day! To-day. Yes, to-day! So it must be...."
Then he sees the scary man from yesterday (the one who accused him of being a murderer).
The man says he falsely accused Raskolnikov. He was there at the pawnbroker's building when Raskolnikov asked about the blood and pretended he wanted a room.
He found out what he could about Raskolnikov and then went to Porfiry.
This man was supposed to be Porfiry's "surprise."
Raskolnikov asks if he heard the interview with Nikolay, but apparently Porfiry gave him the boot just after he'd given it to Raskolnikov.
The man says, "Forgive me for my evil thoughts and my slander."
Raskolnikov says he hopes God forgives the man. (He's not mean about it.)
Now that all that's cleared up, Raskolnikov is "confident" once again. He beats himself up for having been afraid.