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Cyclopes

Cyclopes

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Cyclopes's Wall

Wall

Polyphemus

Being a blind Cyclops sucks.

Odysseus

I hope you learned your lesson. I'll make it simple for your simple mind: eating people = a big stick in eye.

Polyphemus

Well, I hope you learned your lesson: blinding Cyclops = years stuck at sea.

Odysseus

I guess that is an accurate equation.

Brontes

Bad Zeus let Kronos out of Tartarus.

Steropes

Rahhh!

Arges

Kronos should stay for all time for chunking us in big black hole.

He is my dad, guys.

Brontes

We made thunderbolts for you. That mean nothing?

Steropes

Rahhh!

Ouranus

Throwing you beasts down there was the only thing Kronos did right.

Arges

Kronos chop off your man parts. Why you say good things about Kronos?

Steropes

Rahhh!

Ouranus

I did say it was the only thing he did right.

Brontes

You bury us in Earth. In good mama Gaia. We hate Ouranus, too!

Arges

Throw Kronos in Tartarus! Throw Ouranus in Tartarus!

Ouranus

I'm the sky. You can't throw the sky into the awful black pit at the bottom of existence. The whole world would end. Idiots. I think you take after your mother.

Watch yourself, buddy.

Kronos

For giants, you guys are total wimps.

Steropes

Rahhh!

Kronos

Why don't you come over to Elysium and say all this to my face?

Arges

We come!

Brontes

We smash!

Kronos

Come on over and I'll throw you right back into that awful terrible nasty pit.

Tartarus

You know guys... all this talk is really starting to hurt my feelings.

Polyphemus

Cyclops party tonight!

Arges

Me bring nachos!

Steropes

Rahhh!

Brontes

Me bring manflesh.

Odysseus

You guys just never learn.

Steropes

Rahhh!

Odysseus

Okay, seriously Steropes, you need to think a little harder about
your wall posts. You're really just embarrassing your entire race.

Steropes

Rahhh...?

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