A Day No Pigs Would Die
by Robert Newton Peck
A Day No Pigs Would Die: We're Goin' to the Fair! Quiz
Think you’ve got your head wrapped around A Day No Pigs Would Die? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Rob goes to the fair with whom?
Mr. and Mrs. Tanner
Mr. and Mrs. Bascom
Q. Where is the fair located?
Q. What does Mrs. Tanner tell Rob to watch out for in the restroom?
Mr. Tanner's hearing aid—he's sure he dropped it in there somewhere!
A cow that's escaped from its pen
Q. What does Rob do at the fair that will probably make the judges remember him?
Sing the Star Spangled Banner at the opening ceremony
Ride Pinky around the ring
Ask them, "Are you the perverts I've heard about?"
Throw up on their shoes
Q. What prize does Pinky win at the fair?
A blue ribbon for "best-behaved pig"
A pink ribbon for "pinkest pig ever"
A blue ribbon for "best pig ever"
A special prize for "cutest pig destined to die before the year's out"