Some people go beyond looks when formulating a first impression. They try to understand what someone does and what they stand for. You know, their character. Lena is not one of those people. Not only is she a gullible teenage girl in America—a culture obsessed with looks—she's also a first-person narrator. And one of the most economical ways to describe people when they first appear on the page is by, you guessed it, their appearance. However, Lena goes a bit further than just objectively describing other characters. She often tells us whether she approves of their appearances or not. Even when it comes to herself, the answer is most often: not. This girl's a harsh critic. If shows like Fashion Police weren't banned in Lena's world, Joan Rivers would have a worthy successor in Lena.