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Eos (Aurora)

Eos (Aurora)

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Eos (Aurora)'s Wall

Wall

How come you never come see me anymore? I thought we had something.

Eos

Oh hey, how's it going?

What? You're not into me anymore now that I'm a constellation?

Eos

Sorry, babe, I get up so early. Really tired by the time you come out in the sky.

I see you running around with a different dude like every night.

Eos

You know, I hesitated to confirm you when you friended me. Are you going to make this weird?

I can't believe you're working with that jerk Apollo these days.

Eos

Yo bro, I can't help you got replaced.

He's the worst sun chariot driver the world has seen!

Eos

I'm not getting into this with you.

You are a traitor, and he is a jerk.

Seriously sick of all this slander, Helios.

UGH.

If you post one more complaint on the Bureau of the Sun complaints page, I will put an arrow through your Titanic forehead.

Eos

Boys, take it off my page.

Cleitus

You made me your immortal lover, but you never come see me anymore. Why, Eos? Why?

Eos

You men are so needy.

Cleitus

I feel so used.

Eos

Are you for real right now?

Cleitus

You could at least text once in awhile.

Eos

And this is why mortals ought to die.

You could at least wave to me when you walk underneath me, you know. I saw you with that dude last night.

Eos

Okay, this is definitely getting weird.

Don't you at least owe me a "hello?"

Eos

Why?

In some versions of my myth, Artemis shot me because of you.

Eos

Yeah well, in other ones she had you stung by a scorpion because you tried to get frisky with her.

Which is true? I have a fuzzy memory ever since I was made a constellation.

Eos

I don't remember. It's hard enough to keep my own story straight.

Mythology is weird.

Eos

Tell me about it.

Hey, we just really connected. Do you think... ?

Eos

NO!

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