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Fenrir's Wall

Wall

I'm feeling very…hungry today. Here's hoping a sheep or two makes its way onto my island.

Sköll

Tell me about it, Dad. I'm so hungry I could eat the sun!

Hati

Hey bro, that's my job!

Like we don't already feed you guys enough…

Ironwood Giantess

Fenny! Some friends and I are picnicking on Lake Amsvartnir tomorrow and I was thinking of making a stopover on your island. Are you free?

For you? Always.

Aww, will you look at these two!

Hati

I know, right? I've always wondered why these two lovebirds couldn't make it work.

Being chained to a rock doesn't exactly make for great date nights.

Middle-Earthling Farmer

Hey Fenrir, do you think you could take it just a little bit easier with the drooling? All your slobber is flooding my wheat field!

Hey, don't blame me! I've got a giant sword stuck between my jaws! It's not easy to stop drooling when you can't close your mouth…

Geri

Hey Fenrir, have you seen this Eclipse movie? Why would a wolf have a problem with a fellow carnivore, even if he is a vampire? We're all bloodthirsty at heart!

Well I totally get it. Those vampire-types are nowhere near as fierce and cool as the wolves. As if a wolf would want to have anything to do with a dude whose idea of a good time is sitting in some girl's bedroom watching her sleep. Give me a good hunt over that hot mess any day.

Geri

So I guess this means you're Team Jacob, Fenrir…

Hermod

Hey dude, I'm about to pay a visit to your sister, Hel. Frigg wants me to bargain for Balder's release. Any advice?

Hmmm, my sister's kind of a tough nut to crack. Why don't you bring her fresh meat or something?

Hermod

Is that what Hel wants or what you want?

OK, OK, I admit it, I'm hungry! I dunno… ask my mom?

Týr

Fenrir, please forgive me! I was only trying to give the gods a helping hand! Promise you won't bite me if I come to visit?

I can't make any promises. You betrayed me, Týr.

Týr

But I also fed you from the time you were just a pup! You were so cute…

That only makes your betrayal worse!

Full moon tonight. Get ready to howl!

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